A F R I C A N MAMMAL

african mammal, otherwise known as zeebra, otherwise known as zee. this is supposedly a "whatever I feel like" blog, but in reality, it's just me loving therapy more than can be considered healthy. feel free to ask me stuff. or don't. whatever.

also, I made my background out of textures by azuremonkey and sarytah of deviantart. the quote is from chapter nine of therapy, because darius quotes are poetry.

further also, I run the therapy quirks blog. link above.

theme by quinni (c)

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KATIE LENLEY IN :: the best written villains You’re not getting this. I’m not a victim. I wasn’t born under a bad a sign in the middle of a thunderstorm on the darkest day of the year.  I am not a product of circumstance. Everything that I am now – dark, twisted, and ugly – I chose to be.  

KATIE LENLEY IN :: the best written villains

You’re not getting this. I’m not a victim. I wasn’t born under a bad a sign in the middle of a thunderstorm on the darkest day of the year.  I am not a product of circumstance. Everything that I am now – dark, twisted, and ugly – I chose to be.

 


romangodfrey:

this is what I’m getting out of the show so far


An apple for serenity
A pendant for balance
Beads of jade for beauty…
You’ll bring honour to us all


poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand


09. The Best Written Villains

bananas-steward:

A continuation of the story in which a typical young-adult train-wreck seeks reconciliation.

THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT BECAUSE SCREW YOU I’M ROBIN

01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08

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But like… you don’t understand.

Katie is thE BEST


This man will have serious back problems when he hits middle age, I swear.

I can’t tell whether I’m dying because of hilarity or inteNSE pAIN TO THE FEELS


New quirk: women of therapy monologuing on Darius


“The same girl who keeps you human, doc.”

oh yeah. shit is about to go down.


bulletbakas:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.